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8 Reasons ‘Luxury Mommy And Me Retreats’ Are Divorced From Reality

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7. Burning eyes from the over-chlorinated hotel pool.


If this isn’t a part of your vacations, you have a better life than me. Try not to rub it in too much.

8. Vacation exhaustion.


I am sick of this stupid shower with no water pressure, I’ve gained 5 pounds from free breakfast pastries, I’m washing my hair with fumes from my empty travel shampoo bottle, and I just want to sleep in my own bed without anyone farting on me or accidentally punching me in the face. Yup. Normal people vacations make home look nice by comparison. It’s not a private villa in Maremma, Italy, but it is where I want to be.

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