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8 Reasons ‘Luxury Mommy And Me Retreats’ Are Divorced From Reality

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5. Bed-sharing.

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If you’ve never shoved your entire family in a king-sized bed and then been up all night while the baby cried and the toddler pretended the bed was a giant bounce house, who even are you? Go back to your Tuscan Villa. You disgust me.

6. Continental breakfast.

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I don’t normally eat any of this stuff for breakfast, but since it’s available I need 7 pastries, a yogurt, oatmeal, 2 different kinds of kid cereal, coffee, hot chocolate, tea, juice, milk, and whatever the hot option is. Hold the gross “scrambled egg” blob, please.

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