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8 Reasons ‘Luxury Mommy And Me Retreats’ Are Divorced From Reality

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2. Airfare? Nope.

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That shit is expensive. We drive.

3. Fast food.

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Rich people cook with Italian chefs. We eat fast food. In the car. Once we’ve arrived at our destination, we’ll probably hit up a couple restaurants for dinner because we’re fancy, but nothing even close to fine dining sans kids. What even is that?

4. Holiday Inn.

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It’s a step up from La Quinta, but not quite Embassy Suites level. I would’ve preferred a Hampton Inn & Suites, but they charge more. I think you have to pay extra for the “& Suites.”

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