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8 Reasons ‘Luxury Mommy And Me Retreats’ Are Divorced From Reality

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2. Airfare? Nope.


That shit is expensive. We drive.

3. Fast food.


Rich people cook with Italian chefs. We eat fast food. In the car. Once we’ve arrived at our destination, we’ll probably hit up a couple restaurants for dinner because we’re fancy, but nothing even close to fine dining sans kids. What even is that?

4. Holiday Inn.


It’s a step up from La Quinta, but not quite Embassy Suites level. I would’ve preferred a Hampton Inn & Suites, but they charge more. I think you have to pay extra for the “& Suites.”

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