The Truth About What Life Is Like Before And After Having A Baby

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Life after baby: Let’s see, you DEFINITELY remember eating a cold piece of pizza at 4 a.m. when you were feeding the baby, but that was … yesterday.


Image: Pizza Hut

It’s not that you don’t WANT to eat. On the contrary, you are always starving. Always. Especially if you’re breastfeeding! Postpartum recovery takes its toll, and your body needs fuel. Unfortunately, it’s hard to fuel your body when your hands are always full of baby, or you’re trapped on the couch with one stuck on your boobs. You very quickly give up the ghost and settle for stolen bites and snacks throughout the day. A proper sit-down meal? What the hell even IS that? But don’t worry: eventually you’ll graduate to eating the leftovers off your toddler’s plate and subsisting on handfuls of Goldfish crackers. It’s fine.

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