The Truth About What Life Is Like Before And After Having A Baby
Life after baby: You will probably never be on time for anything ever again.
This is one of the ways that life before and after baby will never match up. Because kids take their sweet-ass time, and they are inconvenient as hell at the worst times. You’ll get up extra early, get ready, pack the diaper bag, feed the baby, change the baby, and finally be walking out the door when your kid will blowout their diaper so bad they need an actual bath. We promise, this will happen MULTIPLE times. And it doesn’t get better as they get older! Because then they want to do everything themselves, which means putting on their shoes takes 30 goddamn minutes. Or you make them breakfast but they don’t like that breakfast and proceed to meltdown at an alarming speed. It’s great.