The Truth About What Life Is Like Before And After Having A Baby

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Life after baby: One short car ride with a screaming infant and you’ll never want to drive again.

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We don’t know what it is about cars, but babies REALLY don’t like them. And one quick trip to the pediatrician or market can turn into a nightmare when you’ve got a screaming, crying, inconsolable baby in the back. You will find yourself doing anything and everything to avoid having to drive anywhere. Or you’ll refuse to go alone, so you or your partner can sit in the back and try to keep the baby happy. Plus, your car suddenly resembles a storage locker of baby shit. You’ve got a car seat, the base, the cover, the diaper bag, the back-up diaper bag, the stuff that doesn’t fit in the diaper bag but you need to bring “just in case”. Grocery shopping becomes a game of Tetris when you try to fit your groceries into your trunk around the stroller. Relaxing? Not even close.

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