Someone Asked About All the Lies Parents Tell Their Kids, and Hooboy, Parents Are Devious
Listen, my kids FULLY believe Santa Claus is real and that a tiny fairy steals their lost teeth away when they’re sleeping. Are those things true? Nope. But I’m OK with that. Parents lie all the time. The little white lies parents tell their kids are basically harmless. Some of them are even super beneficial to parents! Dan Walker, a BBC presenter, asked his Twitter followers about some of the lies parents tell their kids. And good lord, did these parents ever deliver.
Apparently 9 out of 10 parents say 'white lies' are the secret to a happy life. What are the fibs you've told your children? #PetHeaven
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) September 25, 2017
I feel like “Lies Parents Tell Their Kids” is a tv show waiting to happen.
Smoke alarm is Father Christmas listening device
— Kelly Baptist (@kellybappo) September 25, 2017
I use this one. Only we’re a tech family, so it’s actually a camera that broadcasts their every move to the North Pole. Winning!
Daddy cannot hear when it is dark. Call mummy if you wake up at night.
Actually worked till my wife found out.
— Lee Cooper (@Leecooper74) September 25, 2017
We’re guessing mummy didn’t find it as amusing.
My son and I spent 10 minutes looking for his chocolate coins when I knew all along I’d eaten them the day before 😳
— Mandy Green (@MandyGreens) September 25, 2017