95 Of The Best Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids

By the time they hit elementary school, most kids LOVE knock-knock jokes. Punny, silly, play-on-words… the more ridiculous the punchline is, the better! As adults, we sometimes forget that knock-knock jokes actually have a bit of a learning curve at first. Don’t be surprised if you have to explain what it means to kids who are used to taking words quite literally. But once they “get” the joke, the laughter you’ll get in response is absolutely worth it.
We’ve collected here dozens and dozens of our very favorite knock-knock jokes. These ones are winners, guaranteed to get explosive laughs out of your kiddo. Print out the list to keep the family busy on your next road trip, or just pull them out slowly when everyone could use a chuckle. Keep it handy for the next time your kid asks you to tell them a joke. However you choose to dole them out, keep these jokes handy!
Interrupters


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w””
MOOOOOOOO!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting starfish w””
(spread your fingers wide and gently cover their face)
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pirate w””
ARRRRR!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control fre””
Okay, now you say, ”˜Control freak who?’
Let Me In!


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!
Pirates


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner round, there’s a pirate behind you!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the treasure, arrrrrr.
Dinosaurs Attack


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t say ”hoo,” they ROAR!!
Knock-knock.
Who’s There?
Dino.
Dino who?
This joke is dino-mite!
Silly Critters


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Alli.
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Two-knee.
Two-knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Parrots.
Parrots who?
Sometimes, parrots just don’t understand.
It’s Cold Outside


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up; I’m freezing!
Snack Time


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Raining Cats and Dogs


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup a tree and won’t come down!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more dogs out there?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day I’ll get a cat of my own!
Love


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
Manners


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you!
Trick Or Treat


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me the most Halloween candy?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy!
Talk With The Animals


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says MOO!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Time To Eat


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas pass the salt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer almonds.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter who?
Peanut, peanut butter! And jelly!
Punny Animals


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
I could gopher a cup of hot cocoa right about now!
Hello??


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in??
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange [aren’t] you going to let me in?
Say What?


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
”¦
No one who?
”¦
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Someone.
Someone who?
Someone who’s too short to reach the doorbell!
Doors


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Let me in!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Birdbrain


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin YOU! Gimme all your money!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Calder.
Calder who?
Calder police; I’ve been robbed!
Answer the door!


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Forgetfulness


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe give me five dollars?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Potty Humor


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
Ha ha, you did a poo!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Eeew, gross, I don’t want to smell your poo!
Cars & Trains


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo ”beep beep,” not who!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Chooch.
Chooch who?
Are you pretending to be a train?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad.
Keep ”˜Em Coming!


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey HAVE to keep telling these jokes?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be some better knock-knock jokes than this!
Don’t Bug Me!


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ants.
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and let me in!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna-ther mosquito!
Back to School


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book; you might learn something!
Keep Knocking


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness, wrong door!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Shut Tight


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door tightly, don’t you?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the lock!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Open the door!
Winter Blue-Hoos


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Musically Yours


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loud the neighbors can hear!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume! It’s my favorite song!
Help!


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub; I’m dwowning!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a joke!
Time For Silliness


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Furry.
Furry who?
Furry up, we’re going to be late!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hungry clock.
Hungry clock who?
Hungry clock went back four seconds!
Kooky


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey, who you calling cuckoo??
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nap!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking so many questions?
It’s Your Birthday


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you coming to my birthday party?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a birthday cake for you!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Bird.
Bird who?
Bird-day greetings to you.
Open The Door


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you PLEASE open the door already?
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Says.
Says who?
Says ME, that’s who?