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Kim And Kanye Are Handing Out Fake Baby Pics To See Which Of Their BFFs Try To Sell Them

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Kim Kardashian Kanye West Baby PicAre you one of Kim or Kanye‘s BFFs and they recently sent you a baby pic of some random baby they are claiming is their baby in order for you to try and sell it to the tabloids to get milk or hair extension money? Well, that ain’t gonna happen because according to TMZ.com:

Someone has been trying to sell this baby pic for A LOT OF $$$$ — allegedly the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.  But sources connected with the couple tell TMZ … IT’S A FRAUD!

So here’s what we’re being told.  Kim felt people in her world were going to hawk baby photos, so she wanted to catch the culprits quickly.  We’re told Kim hatched a plan and sent a half-dozen of her “friends” pictures of a baby she claimed was North West — but we’re told it was an impostor infant.

Sure enough … someone came along and tried selling us this pic (above).  Gotta say … it looks like it could be Kim and Kanye’s baby.  It has the right … well, you know … but Kim would obviously pick a pic of an impostor baby that had the qualities of her own child.

And they would have made it too, if it weren’t for those meddling babies not being the actual baby who came from the magical land of the Kardashian/West fameapplooza machine. How did this even work? Did Kris Jenner wander the maternity ward offering parents twenty bucks and a coupon for a half-price Applebee’s appetizer in exchange for a pic of their newborn that they could use to see if Scott Disick friends and family tried to sell it to the tabloids? Did they buy a pic of some rando baby or did they steal one off Flickr? Plus, anyone can tell this is not a Kanye/Kim baby because these babies are wearing hospital issued garbage clothes and not swaddled in the finest silk and cashmere swaddlings befitting reality TV royalty, like doy.

I hope there is some amazingly happy ending to this and the real parents of these rando babies sue Kim and Kanye for eighty squillion (That’s more than a gazillion, ya know) dollars for using their photos to flush out their fake friends and then this baby goes on to use the money to get an amazing education and ends up having their own reality show where they rescue homeless animals/ bake delicious cupcakes/put an end to rape culture and North West guest stars on it.

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