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Kim Kardashian Had Her Magical Babypalooza Shower Extravaganza Where People Dressed in Tablecloths
The group enjoyed brunch – noshing on pancakes, waffles and fruit – before playing games and guessing baby names. Guests left with wreaths made of baby’s breath in their hair.
They should have given guests T-shirts that read:
I WENT TO THIS SUCKY BABY SHOWER THAT WILL PROBABLY BE SHOWN ON THE E NETWORK AND ALL I GOT WAS A CROWN MADE OF WEEDS FOR MY HAIR.
I always thought that swanky famous people baby showers included like Oscar-level gifts bags full of swag like one hundred percent authentic Cubic Zirconium earrings and a buy-one-get-one-free spray tanning session. But I guess who needs gifts when the best gift of all is gazing at Kourtney and her beautiful dress made out of dead grandma tablecloths. Khloe wore a dress constructed out of dead grandma bed sheets, and there is a photograph of her and Lamar getting all handsy in a corner that I would love to show you, but I don’t have the rights to this picture but I do have this one:
And I hit Khloe’s twitter account to see if she had posted the PDA pic and all I got was this motivational drivel that is the type of thing some of my older relatives spam me with because they are totally unfamiliar with snopes.com:
Now that the kat is out of the Kardashian vag bag and we all know Kim is having a girl khild, I guess all we can do is hope that Kanye is around a little bit more frequently, because according to Papa Jenner:
“Actually, I have only met him once,” Bruce told Maria Menounos, who was shocked by his confession. “He’s never … he’s not around,” he laughed, adding, “He was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn’t been around.â€
So to recap, we have learned Kim is having a baby girl, NeNe Leakes possibly ate waffles, and Khloe believes everything she reads on the Internet. Best baby shower recap ever!
(Photos: WENN)