Gird Your Loins Because A Royal Push Present For Kate Middleton Is Happening
He knows that Kate prefers simple, modern settings and would like to give her something that could equally adorn a Zara day dress as an exotic evening gown…â€œWilliam has been giving this a lot of thought for a long time,â€ confided a member of his inner circle. â€œHeâ€™s got lots of ideas from studying history of art at university and decided on a pink diamond as a centrepiece because it is pretty and feminine. It will be a thank you present to Kate.â€
Brooches are fine and dandy, but if I was duchess who could officially tout my occupation as “princess,” I would kindly ask my prince/princess to show his commercial gratitude with AN ISLAND with a castle on it where I could invite Eve Vawter over for cupcake parties. It would look like this:
And by royal decree, everyone would have to dress like this:
Preferably with wind fans.