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Apparently It’s Time to Talk About Jon Hamm’s Bulge…Again

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Jon Hamm is one of those fellows that nearly everyone can agree is universally handsome. Perhaps it’s tied into his incredible performance as suave playboy Don Draper on Mad Men. Or maybe it has something to do with his physical attributes…especially one in particular. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about Mr. Hamm’s penis, which continues to, ahem, pop up on my social media and news feeds. It seems that the actor has a penchant for leaving him home without any underwear on. Or maybe he does wear some, but it can’t hold back his…physical attributes. And of course, people talk.

The most recent sighting of the Hamm bone was in the Los Felices neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, where the Daily Mail reported he purchased a $3.4 million mansion. The 46-year-old actor was out and about in a pair of khakis, and probably trying to be a little incognito in a ball cap and sunglasses. Still, paparazzi knew exactly where to spot him, and they also knew these pictures would probably pay off as big as well…you know.

See for yourself:

Jon Hamm Bulge

Image: Instagram / @lilian_chichy

Yeah, from the looks of it, the Keeping Up With The Joneses star is fairly well-endowed. Which, you know, is awesome for him and perhaps also for any new partners he happens to have. I’m not gonna lie—I’m a little impressed myself, though I don’t think my husband would be too keen with me eyeing another guy’s junk (but hey! It’s for work!)

FYI, Hamm Doesn’t Find It Funny

While Hamm has yet to speak out about this most recent sighting, he has made it clear in the past that he’s not entirely keen on having his junk become a hot topic for discussion. This is what he had to say back in 2013 in an interview with Rolling Stone:

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

I can respect that. After all, Hamm’s penis isn’t the only thing that’s great about him. For example, he’s also a great comedic actor. He used to play one of Liz Lemon’s love interests on 30 Rock, and his appearances on SNL have also always been fantastic. Even better, he’s set to appear once more in the upcoming season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! How awesome is that?

So basically, if you’re reading this Jon Hamm: know that I am a fan. And whatever you decide to wear (or not wear) under those khakis is totally fine by me.

(Image: Instagram / madmenpics)