Jessica Simpson Is Going On A Family Christmas Trip To Hawaii So People Think She’s Planning A Top Secret Wedding
Radar Online reports that the pregnant mother of one will be jet-setting to the totally non-wedding-ish location of Hawaii with fiance Eric Johnson along with “close family and friends.” It’s expected that they’ll be there through the holidays and all signs point to wedding apparently :
”No one quite knows what is being planned, but family members are speculating that they could be planning a surprise wedding.”
If “surprise wedding” in any way indicates “low key” or “private,” then mazel tov! Here’s to one aspect of this mother’s private life not being coordinated by People magazine, Weight Watchers, or even her very business-savvy parents. Enjoy those virgin pina coladas and do mind the paps trying catch that ever lucrative, and skeezy, fat-shaming bikini shot.
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