A Mom Had Sex With A Teen Boy, So Cue The Pervs Talking About How Hot She Is

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Screen Shot 2014-12-26 at 21.07.31There’s a pretty heavy double standard at play when it comes to adults caught having sex with teenagers. If the minor is a girl and the adult is a man, most people will rally to condemn the adult and the incident. But if an adult woman is caught having sexual relations with a teenage boy, the Internet clusters around to make off-color jokes and “congratulate” the victim, especially if the woman is hot.

Iris Gibney from Pennsylvania is a very attractive, married, 42-year-old woman with three children. Gibney works at Victoria’s Secret and is a volunteer “cheer mom” for her teenage daughter’s high school cheerleading team, and in mid-November was caught naked in the back seat of a car with one of her daughter’s 17-year-old classmates.

According to NBC Philadelphia, Gibney met the boy at one of her daughter’s school events, and after that she allegedly began talking to him on Twitter and sending him nude photos of herself. From there, the situation escalated and she was finally caught engaging in “sexual activity” with the boy in a car parked illegally in a public park.

Gibney was arrested and charged with corruption of a minor, disseminating obscene materials to a minor, and trespass by motor vehicle. She’s out on bail right now and awaiting court, but in the meantime, people on the Internet are gathering to praise her beauty and bemoan the paucity of “randy moms” in their own childhoods.

1. Physical beauty excuses everything.

If you’re an attractive woman, everything is forgiven.

2. And here come the volunteers.  

Whenever one of these stories comes out, dudes line up to say that they’d hit that. 

3. This reference is timely.

This guy has been waiting to reference this Fountains of Wayne song from 2003 for the past 11 years.

4. Can we just retire all words that end in -ILF, already?

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6. And now it’s a contest

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This idea that this is a mark of achievement that one must “measure up” to is pretty gross, but at this point I’m not surprised by anything that comes out of the Internet.

Photo: Upper Pottsgrove Police Department