A Mom Had Sex With A Teen Boy, So Cue The Pervs Talking About How Hot She Is
Iris Gibney from Pennsylvania is a very attractive, married, 42-year-old woman with three children. Gibney works at Victoria’s Secret and is a volunteer “cheer mom” for her teenage daughter’s high school cheerleading team, and in mid-November was caught naked in the back seat of a car with one of her daughter’s 17-year-old classmates.
According to NBC Philadelphia, Gibney met the boy at one of her daughter’s school events, and after that she allegedly began talking to him on Twitter and sending him nude photos of herself. From there, the situation escalated and she was finally caught engaging in “sexual activity” with the boy in a car parked illegally in a public park.
Gibney was arrested and charged with corruption of a minor, disseminating obscene materials to a minor, and trespass by motor vehicle. She’s out on bail right now and awaiting court, but in the meantime, people on the Internet are gathering to praise her beauty and bemoan the paucity of “randy moms” in their own childhoods.
1. Physical beauty excuses everything.
#irisgibney Beautiful
”” Philemon Gonzales (@philemongo) December 25, 2014
If you’re an attractive woman, everything is forgiven.
2. And here come the volunteers.
Iris Gibney shoulda got with me.. Wouldn’t have had these problems.. ”” Scott Roper (@BourneFresh) December 24, 2014
Whenever one of these stories comes out, dudes line up to say that they’d hit that.
3. This reference is timely.
Iris was helpful picking out my wife’s gift at VS. If I only knew she was “Stacy’s Mom” (has got it goin’ on) -> http://t.co/uJ2Ey6xNQf ”” Sean McCormick (@SeanG_McCormick) December 24, 2014
This guy has been waiting to reference this Fountains of Wayne song from 2003 for the past 11 years.
4. Can we just retire all words that end in -ILF, already?
#IrisGibney is #MILF! Lol
”” Joshua Brown (@BostonAndBSUfan) December 25, 2014
6. And now it’s a contest
This idea that this is a mark of achievement that one must “measure up” to is pretty gross, but at this point I’m not surprised by anything that comes out of the Internet.
Photo: Upper Pottsgrove Police Department