Anonymous Mom: I Regret Getting My 4-Year-Old’s IQ Tested
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I think local public schools are a reflection of your community, so I volunteer when I can, attend everything school-related that I can, and buy enough candy bars from the PTA to go into an insulin comma. But my love affair with the beauty of public education started to wane on my sonâ€™s second day of kindergarten.
His harried, over-wrought teacher lost track of him at dismissal and he wandered almost a mile off campus. I was frantic, the principal was frantic, and 30 minutes after discovering heâ€™d gone AWOL, we found him waiting with a parent who had wisely pulled over and guessed he was lost. I am still grateful to that woman and think of her often. My son went on to have an academic year plagued by his flighty teacherâ€™s frequent absences, and the ideaâ€”even at the tender age of fiveâ€”that people donâ€™t tend to stick around.
Now, itâ€™s two years later and my daughter is in kindergarten. Her experience sucks, too, but in a completely different way. I think itâ€™s my fault.
Months before she enrolled in the same school as her brother, I decided to be more proactive in my kidsâ€™ education. I was meeting new friends with school-aged children who volunteered a lot and urged me to do the same. They made me understand that Iâ€™d get back what I put in. My timeâ€”whether it was spent mixing paint for art class or helping grade papersâ€”was a wise investment in my childrenâ€™s future. I was happy to do it when I wasnâ€™t working, and since I worked from home, it was almost fun to â€œget back out there” and change out of the torn yoga pants and bra-less uniform of a freelancer.
Somewhere in the flurried memories of all that volunteering, about six months before my daughter was to begin kindergarten, I discovered she could already read. And when I say â€œreadâ€ I donâ€™t just mean Dick and Jane books. I mean ANY book. I had a 4-year old who brought juvenile fiction home from the library and read it out loud to me. With expression!
And that is when I made the helicopter parent move that I regret to this day. I decided to go to the kindergarten round-upâ€”the thing youâ€™re invited to months before kindergarten actually startsâ€”and track down a reading coach or gifted services person.