Back To School: 10 Reasons I’m So Sad For My Kid To Start School Again
I’ve posted before about not exactly being eager for the school year to start back up and now that we are down to less than two weeks before the first day, I feel the need to whine again. I can’t even with the new school year- here in cold NY, we barely even got a summer and my daughter broke two bones so it’s been a big pile of poop. My son is starting kindergarten and he’s terrified and miserable over it so our house is just a big bundle of nerves and unhappiness. Summer, please stay- we are so not ready to accept this! Here are my 10 reasons I do not want school to start again:
1. I Do Not Want To Wake Up Before The Sun
Summer means we sleep later. I like sleeping later. People who enjoy rising before the sun are freaks.
2. I Do Not Want To Help Anyone With Homework
Seriously. I’m super not down with math. Don’t want to do it again.
3. I Do Not Want To Make Stupid Lunches
And now, we have both kids in school-so I get to make TWO stupid lunches.
I want to spend it on make-up instead. And the thought of having to elbow a fellow parent for the last 100-page wide-rule black and white composition notebook is vastly unappealing. Any mother who says she would rather buy Crayola than Sephora is a lying liar smothered in lie sauce.