Teach Me How To Quinoa (Book Giveaway)

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How To Quinoa Book Giveaway

There are few things that make my imaginary daughter Quinoa more discouraged than seeing people who refuse to live up to their potential. It seems everywhere she looks she observes adults and children alike settling for things like Crocs, fanny packs, and pre-packaged club sandwiches from the gas station. Sure, not everyone can turn their name into a verb before their kindergarten orientation as Quinoa has done, but is it too much to ask that they know the difference between jacquard and damask? Charcuterie and antipasti? Pitchfork and Pandora? It’s almost as if adults think that childhood should be a carefree period of discovery and wonder instead of the dystopian winner-takes-all melee that it is?

The good news is that it’s never too late to take a few tips from Quinoa. Let her commandeer your life with How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter and you’ll get an ambush makeover from the inside out. She’ll teach you immortal lessons such as:

  • How to properly turn down a sub-par play date invitation
  • Why matching your belt to your shoes is totally not impressive at all
  • The “Applebees Test” to avoid potential disastrous food friendships
  • Proper naming techniques for yourself, your friends and your offspring
  • Child-led parenting techniques to keep children happy and getting absolutely everything they want
  • Why orthodoxy in design is leading to the breakdown of society
  • How to get your preschool application noticed with special buzzwords and extortion techniques
  • The proper care and feeding of reality TV camera men
  • Acceptable extracurricular activities (hint: piano lessons are for poor kids)
  • Why it’s important to inject a certain level of drama into your friendships
  • There is no such thing as Casual Friday

Joining other sacred texts like What Not to Wear and GOOP, How to Quinoa is transforming lives and rescuing people everywhere from the clutches of GAP hoodies, chain restaurants, and friendships based on little more than common interests and mutual respect. Don’t you owe it to yourself to begin Quinoa-ing?

Mommyish has teamed up with Quinoa to give one lucky reader the copy of the book! Follow the directions below to enter to win.

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This sweepstakes ends on July 8, 2014 at 11:59 P.M. PT. Good luck!

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