Homeschooling Idiot Says Sex Ed Is A ‘Liberal Plot’ To Breed More Democrats
Sex-ed courses don’t exist to educate children about the risks associated with sexual behavior and how to wisely navigate those risks. They’re actually a plot to increase the number of Democratic voters by destroying marriages, says “homeschooling expert” and very dumb human,Â Marjorie Holsten.
â€œPeople say to me, why would they teach such awful things to our children?â€ she remarked. â€œIf you go deep down and you connect those dots, you see that when children are desensitized to sexual things, that affects their ability at a later date to bond with a spouse.â€
â€œAnd so if you have somebody who canâ€™t bond, theyâ€™re not going to have a stable marriage. When you have unstable, broken households, how do they vote? Democrat. So this has a very evil underlying intent.â€
It’s impressive that’s she crammed so much nonsense into a couple of paragraphs. First of all, sex isn’t awful.Â Why do ultra-conservative people like herself think they’ve won some prize if they don’t enjoy sex? You know what your prize is? Sadness. Oh, and maybe a pregnant child who found out the hard way “abstinence” doesn’t work as birth control. Educating people about how to have sex safely does not “desensitize” them to sexual things – whatever that means.
Of course when asked, Holsten did have an alternative plan to teach kids about sex, but The Raw Story points out that “Holsten did reveal toÂ The Daily Showâ€˜s Jessica Williams in 2012 that she had used guinea pigs to homeschool her own kids about intercourse.”
â€œThey should learn it the way I did, by watching animals do it on the street,â€ Williams joked.
â€œActually, that was how I taught my children,â€ Holsten admitted. â€œWe started with a boy guinea pigâ€¦â€
â€œWhat? You taught your kids sex-ed with guinea pigs?â€ Williams interrupted.
â€œWell, we had a boy and a girl guinea pig that clearly liked each other,â€ Holsten said. â€œYou really couldnâ€™t see anything because theyâ€™re big, furry little fuzzball things. I mean, thatâ€™s why there isnâ€™t guinea pig porn movies.â€
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that lesson; Then you rub your fuzzy little bodies together and – poof! Baby! Wow, lady. This is just beyond. While I totally disagree that Democrats have more broken households, I will fully accept the label that we’re the ones teaching our kids sex ed that doesn’t involve rodents.