40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Marriage tweets sometimes nail it in a very real way.
In our defense, we don’t know exactly what it is that we want for dinner. But we do know, 100% of the time, what we don’t want! See, that should make it very simple for our spouses, yes? All you have to do is go down a very extensive list of foods until you say something that sounds good to us. Why is this such an issue? And just a pro-tip: when we say it’s up to you, we don’t REALLY mean that it’s up to you. LOL, no. What on earth would ever give you that idea? This is one of the first rules of marriage: when we say you decide, what we mean is read our minds because we’ve already decided.