40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NAP.
Here’s the thing: it’s not that we begrudge our spouses the ability to take a nice nap in the afternoon. OK … maybe we do. Why should they get to nap when we don’t get to nap?! Naps should be shared equally and enjoyed by all. But what happens when you go lay down for a nice afternoon snooze? Suddenly the entire house falls apart, there’s probably a flood or a fire, and no one can find a damn thing. So no, spouse, you don’t get to just lay there all carefree and catch up on your sleep. Whenever you see your spouse napping, it’s understandable that you’re struck with the sudden urge to learn how to play the drums. Hobbies are good.