40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
It’s like marriage bootcamp.
We asked for a smoothie. We said nothing about the noise you make while making that smoothie! Tweets like this sort of sum up how marriage is really a great training period for when you have kids, lol. Because this is totally something a kid would get mad about. But just think: you’ll have so much time to practice silent smoothie making once you settle down and tie the knot! It’s a great like skill, one that will undoubtedly come in handy throughout your life. Just make sure to pick the right fruit for the smoothie. You don’t want to piss her off with the noise AND the wrong fruit.