40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Cuddling is awesome! Snuggling is the best. So is not being touched and being able to watch your entire movie in peace without your partner making some noise or another or asking a poorly timed question or getting up to get something every seven minutes. We know when you’re really choking, so stop making so much racket because our favorite part is coming up and I don’t want to have to rewind it, I don’t care if it’s easy to do! Also popcorn as a snack when watching a movie with your spouse is just a bad idea. It’s so crunchy and they can’t eat it without making a huge mess.