40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Isn’t that always how it goes?
The way husbands and wives look for lost items is very, very different. Wives actually LOOK for the lost item. Meaning they get up, they search the house, they look under cushions and behind doors and in boxes. They do a thorough search of the house, because it’s got to be around here somewhere, right? Husbands take a cursory glance in their immediate vicinity and if they don’t see it, declare it lost forever. They also have the unique ability to not being able to find something sitting in plain sight. It’s sort of amazing and fascinating and incredibly annoying.