40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage

It’s really the little things.

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Oh man, we all have our list, right? The little things that annoy us to the point of blind rage that don’t seem to bother our partners. Everyone’s list is different. For some, it’s beard hairs in the sink and crumbs in the bed. For others, it’s when they put the toilet paper roll on backwards or don’t scrunch the cereal bag down in the box so it doesn’t go stale. But if you haven’t planned out all the ways you’d get your petty revenge for these things if given the chance, then are you even married? Married and petty go hand in hand.

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