40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Thems the rules!
Marriage is all about helping each other out! It’s a mutually beneficial partnership. And as these marriage tweets demonstrate, sometimes it can be more beneficial for you, if you play your cards right. You should be rewarded for doing your spouse a solid! They’re sick, they can’t leave the house, and CVS is a bit out of your way. So throw in some candy and makeup. Just don’t forget the actual medicine or whatever it is they asked you to stop and get. A little harder to justify your added rewards when you fudged up the entire reason for stopping in the first place.