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40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
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It’s all about teamwork.
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Marriage tweets teach us that it’s all about playing off each other’s strengths. One of you might be stronger and can lift that box into the attic. One of you might have a stronger stomach and can handle that take-out-left-too-long biohazard in the back of the fridge. But of you might be short, but only one of you probably wears high heels tall enough to reach the spider currently camped out in the corner of the bathroom ceiling. Just don’t tell her that’s why you suggested leaving them on. If she knows you left a live spider in the bathroom for her to handle, you’ll most likely wake up with that spider on your pillow in the morning.
