40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Marriage tweets showed us how it works 99% of the time.
Awwwww, that’s sweet! He thought she was asking because she genuinely cared whether or not he wanted to go. That’s very sweet. Silly husband. When we ask you a question, it’s almost always been answered in our head before we ask it. We’re just giving you the opportunity to answer correctly the first time and win some Brownie points! Think carefully before you answer, as a wrong answer will stay with you for months. “Hey, remember that time I asked you if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me and you didn’t say yes?” “That was … six months ago.” Annnnnnd, cue silent treatment.