40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
All good things come to an end.
Once you have kids, you have an entire crop of people you can and should embarrass at every single opportunity. But before the kids, you have your spouse. There’s nothing like embarrassing the crap out of your spouse in public. Because what are they going to do? They’re clearly already embarrassed, they’re not going to draw even more attention to themselves. Sure, it might cost you some lovin’ that night, and maybe you’ll get the silent treatment. But that is all 100% worth it to watch them smile tensely through your rousing rendition of whatever song is currently playing.