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40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
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Marriage tweets show us that everything is a competition.
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There’s nothing like the constant competition between you and your spouse, right? Anything they can do, we can do better, we can do anything better than them. Always need to get the last word, make the last point, be the last to say I love you. But the longer you’re married, the realer the competition gets. Yes, yes, we know you love us so much, but how long has it been since you’ve showered because it’s been four days for us and we’re gunning for the record! The level of comfort you have with your spouse after so many years of marriage is really touching. And also kind of gross.
