40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
We love you and also don’t want to look at you.
Awwwww, that first year of marriage is so sweet! You’re madly in love, can’t live without each other, want to spend every free moment of your time together. That honeymoon phase is one of the best parts of marriage. But it ends. Rather swiftly! And pretty soon the sound of them eating or breathing and the way they flip the channels too fast starts to grind on your nerves. Marriage should come with two living spaces, for when that honeymoon phase comes crashing to an end. His and hers houses! It’s brilliant. They can even be on the same piece of land so at least you see each other once in a while.