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We get it, our stuff is so much better.
Our products are specially designed to make us as beautiful and youthful and glowing as possible. There are extracts and oils and scents and specific formulations. They are wonderful and expensive and we need everything one of them. You … use the same soap on your hair that you use on your body. Don’t dip into our products because yours suck! Get your own fancy products. We know exactly how much should be in every bottle based on how much we use everyday, don’t think we won’t notice when the bottle is emptier than it should be. Plus the scent wafting off your hair will give you away every time.