40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Marriage tweets perfectly sum up the “one up” game.
So this is how it will go. He complains about his back. Wife tells him he can’t complain because he hasn’t done anything to fix it. So he sees a doctor, and thinks he can now complain because he did something to try and fix it! Except no. Because now he’s opened himself up to a very classic case of “I told you so”. Because the doctor probably found a problem, and now the wife gets to throw that in his face and tell him it would be better if he hadn’t waited so long to get it fixed. See? There’s just no way to win here.