40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Think of the alternative!
See, we may not be perfect. No one is! But our flaws, well, they’re minor in the grand scheme of things. Now, if those flaws didn’t exist, just think of our potential! Surely someone could overlook how we whistle when we poop or take up all the bathroom counter space with lotions we don’t ever use. Now think if your flaws. Should be easy to find a catch when you can’t manage to change the toilet paper roll when it’s empty and haven’t changed your own underwear in four days. Be grateful for what you have, everyone! Someone else definitely would be, LOL.