40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
A second set of eyes can be helpful! Especially if yours don’t work so good.
Listen, we lean on our partners in good times and bad. We work together to make life happen, and help each other when the going gets tough. We also rely on their strengths to shore up our weaknesses. If you can’t see, how the hell are you supposed to find your glasses, which help you see?! That’s when marriage comes in really handy. But it only works if you marry someone with better vision, so make sure to establish that during the dating phase. And somehow, your spouse always knows where you left something. It’s like a sixth sense they have, which they will lord over you constantly.