40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
That sounds about right.
Marriage tweets tell it like it is. We don’t make the rules! Our stuff is precious. It is all valuable and holds much sentimental meaning and we can’t live without it. Your stuff is, well … not to be rude, but how many empty cardboard boxes for old electronics do you need, exactly? Just imagine the possibilities if you threw out trash like actual trash! So much more room for throw pillows ans candles and trinkets. You know, our stuff! The good stuff. Our stuff is superior to your stuff anyway, so there’s really no point in fighting a battle you will surely lose.