40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Don’t you dare touch a single thing in that house.
So, here’s the thing: when the house is clean, we mean REALLY clean, you best do your damndest to make sure it stays that way. We don’t put in all that effort only to have surfaces covered in fingerprints and stuff left everywhere hours later. And chances are, we’re cleaning the house in preparation of company or an event, in which case it needs to stay in this exact condition until our guests can see how clean our house is. So if you can’t help but make a mess after the house has been cleaned, then yeah, you gots to get out for a bit. Have fun at the hotel, order room service and make a mess somewhere else.