40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Well, it’s probably true.
We have a very simple explanation for anything and everything that ails you: drink more water! Headache? Drink more water. Tummy upset? You need some water. Loss of limbs? Well, what do you expect when you don’t drink enough water? Wives and mothers can tell when you’re dehydrated. If you’re not going to fix the problem, don’t complain when your head hurts or you can’t poop or your arm falls off. Marriage tweets have a funny way of showing us how we’re always right. Now go drink some water, you look a little dry and your skin isn’t very bright.