40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Pat yourself on the back, buddy!
Well, in all fairness, it probably was a very momentous occasion. See, this is how marriage works: we pester and nag for so long that we begin to lose all hope that something will get done. And then out of the blue, they do it, and suddenly they’re a hero who deserves accolades for doing the thing we’ve been asking them to do for days! Taking out the trash, fixing the leaking faucet, putting the Christmas decorations in the garage weeks after we’ve taken them down – sure, do it eventually and applaud all your hard work. Much deserved, no doubt.