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40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
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It’s like negotiating the release of a prisoner.
Image: Twitter/@simoncholland
There are some things that need to be worked out and put into a legal contract before you get married. What happens in the event of a split, who gets what, what will happen to your kids, etc. All important things! But no one thinks about what’s really important: what the thermostat will stay at in the summer and winter. It never fails – you run cold and marry someone who runs hot, or vice versa. If marriage tweets can teach us anything, it’s that the thermostat will be a bone of contention throughout your entire marriage. Pick your number and stick to it, you are strong enough to win.
