40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
How … do they do that?
This is a very special super power that only husbands and toddlers seem to possess. The ability to “be ready” but also not at all ready? Like, didn’t you just watch us run around frantically for the last two hours getting everything ready so we could leave that the predetermined time? We didn’t ask you to help, because we know how you … help. We didn’t make demands of you while you sat on the couch and watched a war ship documentary. We did it all, and all we asked is that you were READY when we were READY. It’s always either a shower or they have to poop. Every single time.