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Jesus Freak: 12 Hilariously Dirty Church Billboards That Prove God Has A Sense Of Humor

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Jesus Freak: I am a Christian mom who was raised in a fundamental Christian home. I have questioned my beliefs and have come to love myself and God on my own terms. I’m raising my kids the same way.

If you’ve ever been to church, then you’ve probably gotten the church giggles. I would say that the majority of my formative years were spent in the pews of a church looking up “dirty” Bible verses when I was bored, showing my sister, and attempting to laugh silently without drawing attention. I was, and still am, very mature for my age.

Before you think I am poking fun at God, let me clarify that I am. I know God quite well, and I know that He has an excellent sense of humor. Below, you will find the best of the best irreverent church billboards that obviously never made it past the proofreader. Or maybe some of the church members who wrote the billboards were so squeaky clean that they didn’t think twice about using “come” in the wrong context. I won’t hold that against them. But I will continue to laugh my ass off at these hilariously irreverent billboards that I would pay to see in real life.

Remember, God has a great sense of humor. He can take a joke. Here are 12 of the best dirty church billboards across America:

1. Can’t Blame Jesus For Trying.

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2. I’m Going To Take The High Road On This One.

oddee.com

oddee.com

3. Somebody Hold Me.

slog.thestranger.com

slog.thestranger.com

4. Proofreading Is Your Friend.

static.happyplace.com

static.happyplace.com

5. These Dirty Jokes Just Keep On “Coming.”

static.someecards.com

static.someecards.com

6. Sounds Like A Delightful Bedtime Story.

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cdn2.holytaco.com

7. A Warm Wish For Mother’s Day Sunday.

static.happyplace.com

static.happyplace.com

8. And Now I’ve Got The Church Giggles Again.

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legacy-cdn.smosh.com

9. I’m Going To Assume These Two Headers Aren’t Related.

cdn.necolebitchie.com

cdn.necolebitchie.com

10. Aw, Thanks, God!

thisblogrules.com

thisblogrules.com

11. You May Want To Put This Ad On Craigslist, Pastor Myers.

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1-ps.googleusercontent.com

12. And The Grand Prize Winner… Heaven Just Got Real.

meemes.com

meemes.com