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Body Shaming, Baby Bumps, Sexism And How Parkinson’s Disease Is Not ‘Fun’- The Golden Globes

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NBC's "71st Annual Golden Globe Awards" - Red Carpet ArrivalsIf you stayed up to watch all of the Golden Globes, I’m highly impressed. I did my best, but I started dozing off a bit before 11. I’m getting too old for this shiz. I can’t stay up until 11 on a school night, but all my running crew was up: The Gloss, Crushable, Gloria Fallon, and my boss, Meghan Keane, who gently suggested I cover The Golden Globes. But I’m old! And I’m sleepy! And I missed Downton Abby! But this happened, which made it seem OK:

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So if you fell asleep like a smart person or watched something else instead, then here is everything you missed from last night’s award ceremony.

Drew Barrymore Wore A Maternity Gown And People Were Mean. 

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Kerry Washington Wore A Balenciaga Maternity Dress. 

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Kerry Washington is supernaturally beautiful. I mean, she epitomizes the PREGNANCY GLOW. She is just ugh, beyond gorgeous and I thought her dress was lovely. Look at her face!

(Image: twitter)

(Image: twitter)

Seriously, LOOK at her face:

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(Image: twitter)

Lupita Nyong’o Killed Everything With Her Dress.

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She basically re-wrote the entire dictionary entry for glamor. Amazing. She didn’t win for best supporting actress in a motion picture, drama, for 12 Years A Slave, which makes no sense to me because as far as I’m concerned, 12 years should win every award ever, it’s basically no contest. But 12 Years A Slave did win for best picture:

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And  Chiwetel Ejiofor didn’t win either. Booo.

Amy and Tina were the best, as usual.

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And Tina said this about Gravity: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.” And then there was this bit where Tina introduced us to her illegitimate son Randy:

(Image: twitter)

(Image: twitter)

 

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