18 Gifts for Your BFF Who Loves to Swear
We’ve all got that one friend. Hell, maybe you’re that one friend! The one who has a lifelong love and appreciation for colorful 4-letter words. The friend you have to watch like a hawk around your kids so they don’t accidentally drop an f-bomb. Someone who uses so much profanity in their texts that they has keyboard shortcuts programmed into their phone. Because listen, APPLE, no one ever means duck. With the holidays approaching, you’re going to want to find the perfect fucking gift for this friend, and we found 18 gifts for people who love to swear that will surely elicit an appreciative “Shit, yeah!” when they open it.
1. Gifts for people who love to swear are obviously NSFW. But, like this mug, they’re fucking amazing.
Just because you hate mornings, doesn’t mean you can’t convey your sentiments in beautiful, flowery prose. This mug is perfect for just that.
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2. them keep their fucking feet warm.
These are brilliant because of their sneakiness. Feet on the floor=just regular socks. Feet up=tell them how you really feel.
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3. Did you know people who swear a lot are more creative and intelligent? It’s fucking science.
Help your potty-mouthed friend have be holiday AF with this coloring book for adults who swear a lot.
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4. Everyone needs a journal, and your friend who loves to swear will appreciate one that speaks to them.
Nothing says, “I am fucking zen” like a notebook with swear words on the cover.
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5. Sometimes a regular, boring swear word just isn’t enough.
Knob cheese, cock funnel, and Cunty McCuntface really pack a punch. And with these pencils, they can choose which one to use based on their mood for the day.
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6. Help your friend avoid getting into trouble for their language.
Occasionally they’ll find themselves in a situation where they need to cuss undercover. A hearty “fuck you” in Russian could be helpful, and this book will teach them that.
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7. Even potty-mouths need accessories.
Help your friend wear their proclivity for profanity on their wrist with this Bad Bitch bracelet.
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8. Don’t fuck up the fucking table, please and thank you.
Listen, no one likes water rings. These coasters are perfect for the cusser who wants to keep their table pristine.
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9. No one likes the fucking rain.
Perfect gift for the person who wants to tell Mother Nature exactly where she can put all this goddamn rain.
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10. Comfort is really fucking important.
This pillow is a really great swear word gift for the friend who has kids who’re too young to spell.
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11. The fuller the glass, the less fucks you give.
Sometimes you don’t want to drink straight from the bottle because you’re a classy fucking person. These wine glasses are perfect for those times.
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12. Everyone needs a goddamn reminder to be amazing.
They’re going to need somewhere to keep their Cunty McCuntface pencil. This pencil box works beautifully.
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13. Here’s a great gift for a bride, a bridesmaid, or anyone who needs a little encouragement.
This screams, “Don’t you dare fuck up my big day”, or “Do not fucking cry, you will NAIL this presentation”. So many uses for this profane handkerchief.
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14. How much shit do I need to do today?
The planner for the person who has a ton of shit to do and needs to keep all that shit organized.
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15. When you need to chill the fuck out.
This candle, with the Namaste Motherfucka notebook, and the Zero Fucks Given wine glasses: perfect gift basket.
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16. Not all gifts for people who love to swear need to have a swear word in them.
Consider this shirt a sort of warning for others, that some pretty colorful language is about to go down.
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17. Have a holly, jolly Christmas, asshole.
This tree ball (heh) is perfect for the sweary friend who loves to decorate for the holidays.
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18. Home decor that tells people how you really feel.
Welcome to my humble abode! Now fuck off, like the hoop says.
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Shopping for gifts for people who love to swear can be a lot of fun! Do you have a friend with a foul mouth? Maybe one of these gifts will make it under their tree this year!
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