Gallery: What Your Halloween Candy Says About You

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It’s a big decision, standing in front of a thousand different kinds of candy, contemplating just what type of message you want to send to your neighborhood kids. Do you want to be the favorite, who has to spend a couple hundred bucks on Halloween candy every year? Could you live down the embarrassment of giving out assorted Tootsie Rolls and nothing else? I mean really, who eats Lime Tootsie Rolls? No one!

So just for fun, let’s assume that you actually put a whole lot of thought into this completely random decision. And then let’s judge you on it. Here’s what your candy choices communicate to all those adorable, scary, creepy children who will be knocking on your door any day now.