14 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
This week so many parents are starting to gear up for the summer break when kids aren’t at school and are instead sitting at home whining about how bored they are. The funniest tweets from parents this week touch on that and marriage, and all the other annoying real life things that happen when you’re raising children.
Check out the funniest tweets from parents this week and get yourself a laugh, come solidarity and some blessings that it wasn’t just you.
1. Playing Ball
I'm "playing ball" with my 4yo but it's really fetch. I throw the ball as far away as I can and look at my phone while he brings it back.
— Carrie On, Y'all (@CarrieOnYall) May 15, 2017
2. Takes a Village
It takes a village to raise a child. It takes two to tango. It takes a wizard to change the sheets on the top bunk bed.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 15, 2017
3. Graffiti Art
Graffiti art but it's just my kid trying to squeeze out toothpaste.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) May 15, 2017
4. Ugh, Unnecessary!
I hate it when my husband starts tossing around unnecessary words like "budget" & "shopaholic."
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 15, 2017
5. Roses Are Red
Roses are red, coffee's delicious. We use paper plates cause I hate doin' dishes.
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) May 16, 2017
6. So Much Better
I am a much better mom when I don't have to wear a bra.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) May 16, 2017
7. Hmm, good or bad?
https://twitter.com/meganazander/status/864628617812340736
8. Accurate
90% of marriage is just one person asking the other if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 17, 2017
9. Another Accurate Fact
80% of parenting is spent forcing a smile over one million mediocre feats.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) May 17, 2017
10. Look at Him!
https://twitter.com/valeegrrl/status/864982317516935168
11. OOF, Rough
If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 18, 2017
12. Yes, the Best
The best part of motherhood is when your kids leave you presents. Like a giant circle of pee in your bed, for example.
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) May 18, 2017
13. Congratulations
So you don't let your kids have fidget spinners? Congratulations, you think you are saving the world, but secretly your kids hate you.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 18, 2017
14. Oh the Reactions
When I die, I hope people react the way my kids do when the iPad freezes.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 16, 2017
How was your week? Anything funny or unusual happen to you? Did your children drive you up the wall? Share in the comments!
(Image: iStock / AlexRaths)
