Fergie’s Baby Shower Sounds Like It Totally Did Not Suck Due To Booze And Drag Queens

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fergietwitterWhenever I read about celeb baby showers and Koa my mean boss my lovely boss makes me write about them my eyes always kinda glaze over because the majority of celebrity baby showers sound SUCKY. Totally boring. But not so with Fergie, and maybe I’m sort of Fegie-biased because:

Fergie used to be a meth addict

And her song Fergalicious turns her stage name into an ADJECTIVE.

I’m sorry, and all though I’m not a huge fan of her music, that shit’s hilarious and I am going to ONCE AGAIN try and make this happen IN MY LIFE where I say stuff to my family like:

I did a good job on dinner, this meatloaf is Evealicious. 

But anyway, back to this baby shower biz, according to

Early on Fergie took the mic to announce, “Woo! It’s my baby boy’s first party!” and, appropriately, Adam Lambert arrived as “Let’s Hear it for the Boy” played.

Dad-to-be Duhamel was also on hand among guests including Kelly Osbourne, Julianne Hough, Ru Paul, Lance Bass, Adam Lambert, Molly Sims, Gabriel Aubry and Matthew Mosshart.

In addition to serving Fergie’s own Ferguson wine, the bar offered Patron Ferg-aritas. Guests sipped their beverages through black and white striped or polka dot straws adorned with little flags with musical notes. The four-tiered cake stayed with the black, white and blue theme – one layer had blocks spelling out “BABY” and a teddy bear with Xs for eyes rested at the pinnacle. Teal and clear balloon animals were being made for the kids while bags of blue and white candies were taken home by the kid in others!


SO I don’t really care about the guest list but how rad would it be if Ru Paul came to your baby shower?! And even though I know next to nothing about him, look at Perez Hilton and his ridic adorable baby boy!

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Plus, they served BOOZE to the guests and they had a drag show performance. I want to go to there. Most celeb baby showers sound like total yawnfests but booze and candy and RuPaul? LUCKY.

I have no idea why, considering I’m a super fancy parenting writer, I have not been invited to a celebrity baby shower yet. Maybe celebrities are sending me invitations and Koa is hiding them from me. Maybe Koa went to this baby shower and got a bag of candy! KOA ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

(Photo: Twitter)