Childrearing

Every Breastfeeding Mother Will Relate to Chrissy Teigen’s Ill-Fated Roller Coaster Ride

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Chrissy Teigen was the funniest supermodel on Twitter long before she got pregnant, and she hasn’t gotten any less weird or relatable since she had her baby. This weekend Chrissy Teigen went on a glamorous trip with John Legend to Disneyland, and it looks like it was all fun and games until her milk came in on Splash Mountain.

MY MILK

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Oof! I know those feels.

Chrissy Teigen is still breastfeeding her adorable 2-month-old daughter, Luna, and when one is breastfeeding a small infant, every once in a while one’s breasts decide it’s time to be a fountain. It always seems like that happens at the most inopportune time, too. (If I ever have to go to a job interview or on TV, I am going to be so paranoid I will shove two whole boxes of nursing pads down my shirt. I don’t care if it will be 18 years from now. I no longer trust these things not to turn into Super Soakers whenever they damn well feel like it.)

The camera on Splash Mountain caught Teigen grabbing her breasts and screaming.

“MY MILK” she captioned the picture.

Teigen is a treasure. Plenty of supermodel mothers have posted beautiful, well-lit photos of themselves nursing their babies. Only Chrissy Teigen posts a photo of herself grabbing her breasts on Splash Mountain.

And just because I will never, ever stop loving celebrity babies, here is a picture of Luna, the adorable baby who caused all this silliness in the first place.

Happy Father’s Day to the most perfect man Luna and I could ever ask for. Since the day she was born, you’ve done every bottle with me, woken up with me to keep me company through every night. You don’t mind diapers, get all the best burps, and read her Goodnight Moon like poetry. It makes me so happy to see so much of you in her smile and eyes that completely glow when looking at you. She will never look at anyone – anyone – the way she looks at you. Happy Father’s Day to your father, Ron. John is the amazing father he is because of you and Phyllis. You created and raised a man we are all so lucky to love. We love you, Johnny, endlessly, forever and ever to the Luna and back. Happy Father’s Day from Luna and I, and thank you to game 7 for providing the real gift here and getting me out of having to plan and overthink the day phew

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