16 Ways To Not Be A Worthless Dad On Your First Day Home With A New Baby

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Before you do anything, make sure your partner and baby are settled. We don’t care if you’ve had to pee since she put in her going-home mesh panties – hold it.

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Get the baby inside the house. You can set it down in the carrier for just a moment while you help your partner in. Does she have to pee? She goes first. Is she hungry, thirsty, in pain? Handle it. Where does she want to rest first? Ask her. Move the command center to where she is, and set it up again. Make sure she has water, a snack, her phone and charger, her nursing pillow, the remote, hand sanitizer, and the baby. Then, and ONLY then, are you allowed to tend to your own needs. But make it quick, she’s going to need you in 3…2…

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