16 Ways To Not Be A Worthless Dad On Your First Day Home With A New Baby

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Operation Don’t Be A Worthless Dad, Step 3: Prepare the house for their arrival.

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Again, this step needs to be completed before you embark on your journey home. Don’t ask us where you’ll find the time, just do it. Outsource the work, she won’t care. But that house better be spotless, all baby supplies better be stocked, the fridge better be full, and her donut pillow better be on the couch when she walks in the door. Flowers are also a nice touch, don’t forget the flowers. Maybe infuse some lavender essential oils prior to their arrival, so it smells nice. Get some singing birds like Snow White has, those are cool. Just make it perfect. And unload the car in this order: baby, then mom WHILE STILL HOLDING BABY, then luggage. Don’t go inside before they do, that’s just bad form.

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