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16 Ways To Not Be A Worthless Dad On Your First Day Home With A New Baby

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But please, for the love of god, run every single picture by your partner before you share it on social media.

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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ASPECT OF PROJECT DON’T BE A WORTHLESS DAD. You’re going to be snapping away, capturing memories, and you might want to share a few on social media. That’s fine! As long as your partner agrees, that is totally fine. But do not, under any circumstances, post ANY pictures before she gives them the once over. You don’t understand: we look at pictures with a much more critical eye, and will catch details you might have missed. Like the spit-up on her shoulder, the way one of her eyes is lazy in a certain photo, or an exposed nipple. You need a second set of eyes on all the pictures, and you are required to delete any she isn’t happy with.

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